1. drakefan666:

    a set of tags i was never prepared for

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    (Source: waynesworld1992, via edgarallenwhore)

     
  2. best-of-imgur:

    She’s positive this bathroom drawer was made for her.
    http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

    (via questjenn)

     
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  4. gogglechild:

    spaceace8:

    idjtits:

    spaceace8:

    idjtits:

    idjtits:

    idjtits:

    are pears flammable

    after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

    mum: whats that smell
    me: burning pears
    mum: wha-
    me: i tried to set a pear on fire
    mum: why
    me: science

    #It’s science as long as you write it down

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    science

    [science clapping] well done friend

    you forgot your data table:image

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    (via kittiycat)

     
  5. (Source: jaidefinichon, via vertikoko)

     

    1. teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
    2. teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*
     
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  7. playstationexclusive:

    Rime (PS4)

    "Rime is set in a unique ancient world of mystery, intrigue and adventure. Set on a beautiful island, a boy wakes on the shore to find he’s lost with only the island and the animals to accompany him."

    (via mrnathandrake)

     

  8. bitchcrvftt:

    White privilege is being able to shoot up a movie theater and leave alive in the back of a cop car. It’s driving around in the BMW daddy bought you killing because you felt you were entitled to women’s bodies & afterwards the media painting you as not a criminal but rather a poor sad situation of a person suffering from mental health issues.

    But if you are a PoC you’re one trip to the corner store and a warning shot to the back of the head away from being a hash tag on tumblr.

    (via dusty-princess)

     

  9. kingspongyy:

    thatdudeemu:

    Remember drink water eat fruit and stay positive

    & have orgasms. That is very important.

    (via dusty-princess)

     

  10. The best times to kiss a girl

    abraesive:

    When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

    if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

    (Source: nessajoybabe, via dusty-princess)

     
  11. factsandchicks:

    According to the FBI Director, the FBI is having a hard time filling positions to help tackle cyber crimes because a lot of the nation’s top computer programmers and hacking gurus are also fond of marijuana.

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  13. 0ffic3cha1r:

    generalbooty:

    yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

    Get married

    (via dusty-princess)

     
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